Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
