Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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