The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.