There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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