I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You're like the curious george of whores
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize