I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
