How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He is an equal opportunity slut.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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