question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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