so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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