As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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