I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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