i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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