My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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