dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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