i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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