So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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