Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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