either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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