Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's shark week go big or go home
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
