We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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