Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
