DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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