dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
