i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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