wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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