it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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