how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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