yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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