You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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