Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Everyone says I win the strip club
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...