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(760): View more from California

...so i touched it.

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(317): View more from Indiana

i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants

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(630): View more from Illinois

Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work

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(208): View more from Idaho

just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.

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(469): View more from Texas

It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?

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(941): View more from Florida

well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.

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(512): View more from Texas

i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids

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