I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
COCAINE IS GR8
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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