...so i touched it.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids