Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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