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  (847): View more from Illinois

  You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear

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  Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat

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  (847): You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear (1-847): Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat http://tfl.nu/fogp
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  (269): View more from Michigan

  Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to

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  (269): Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to http://tfl.nu/vc1c
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  the vacuum is drunk

  (703): View more from Virginia

  what?

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

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  (908): the vacuum is drunk (703): what? (908): i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk http://tfl.nu/sgxh
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Remember that time you hooked up with him?

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  (908): Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit? (617) Remember that time you hooked up with him? http://tfl.nu/yz0c
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  (845): View more from New York

  when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.

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  (845): when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me. http://tfl.nu/56i6
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  (417): View more from Missouri

  Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.

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  (417): Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library. http://tfl.nu/8guv
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  (512): View more from Texas

  Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.

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  (512): Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on. http://tfl.nu/m8nk
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.

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  (609): I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off. http://tfl.nu/iqir
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  (760): View more from California

  is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?

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  (760): is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group? http://tfl.nu/g166
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.

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  (519): Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn. http://tfl.nu/jg1z
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  (302): View more from Delaware

  Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?

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  (302): Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech? http://tfl.nu/c3aa
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  (601): View more from Mississippi

  So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.

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  Oh my god.

  (1-601): View more from Mississippi

  The ballsiest level.

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  (601): So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore. (1-601): Oh my god. (1-601): The ballsiest level. http://tfl.nu/5u5w
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.

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  (860): I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were. http://tfl.nu/p58y
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

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  That one probably shouldn't have been in caps

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  (651): WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL (651): That one probably shouldn't have been in caps http://tfl.nu/u950
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  (631): View more from New York

  My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?

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  (631): My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right? http://tfl.nu/9a0f
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