Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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