apparently the secret to your success is patron
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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