Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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