Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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