when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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