we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just forgot I was standing up.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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