I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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