i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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