Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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