I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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