i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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