I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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