so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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