They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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