we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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