can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
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