That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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