Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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