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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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