The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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