so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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