i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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